twitter 10 commandments

Found these whilst I was stumbling around the web. You may have already seen them, but they’re worth a laugh or two.

If God Texts the Ten Commandments – by Jamie Quatro (here is where I found them)

1. no1 b4 me. srsly
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now;sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re:bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8, or ox, or dnky. myob

m, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl

ttyl, JHWH

ps. wwjd?